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LazarusI am Lazarus. And I have taken a waiver on life.Lazarus
Living or dead...for Pete's sake, it doesn't matter to me, but just make up your mind, dammit! I'll admit, when I finally kicked the bucket, I was kind of relieved. Death is a peaceful thing. Not exactly stimulating to my creative sensibilities, mind you--but not a bad place to build a summer home or something.
But then this one schmuck, with a rather overblown sense of melodrama I might add, he stands out in front of my tomb where I was having a nice nap, and in this big dramatic voice, he sez: "Lazarus, come for
by ~anniecusrex
Dialogues of the SaintsDialogue between God and Saint John the BaptistDialogues of the Saints
Ekai poked his head through the door and shouted, "Has a dog Buddha-nature or not?!"
I told him to go to hell and he disappeared.
"Mu," I whispered to myself, and smiled as the rest of the world followed that crazy old coot into the half-sphere of non-existence.
Nothingness is actually kind of fun. Like a blank canvas where only the fearless, those who have stepped beyond the pale, can write.
Me, for example.
In the beginning, there was nothing. The spirit of ME moved upon the surface
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"Damn, I'm good.""Damn, I'm good.""Damn, I'm good."
"Yes, you are."
"Damn...I am freaking magnificent."
"Of course you are, Annie."
"I am so fantastically awesome that...."
"Alright, Annie, we get it!"
"Hot damn! I am so cool that the ghost of Elvis bows down at my feet..."
"Elvis isn't dead!"
"...women and men alike orgasm at my mere presence..."
"Annie!"
"...and this competition is mine, sez I! MINE!!"
Trick sighed. "Just go on thinking that, love. I'll go find the men in the long white coa
by ~anniecusrex
Salesmen"Yoda, you blithering asshat...did I ask you to come here?"Salesmen
"Ask, you did not. Came, did I anydamnways."
"Cheeky little bastard, isn't he?" I muttered to no one in particular.
"Patience!"
"Quiet, little green guy!" I shouted. "Just because I thought you were cool in Episode III, does not repeat not give you the right to bust into my house and preach at me about the Dark Side for four freaking hours!!!"
Yoda seemed a little taken aback--apparently, no one had actually sassed him since Anakin flipped him the bird and killed most of his staff. "Capi
by ~anniecusrex
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- Current Residence: Dirty Five-Thirty, California
- Interests: culture, counter-culture, counter-counter-culture, counter-counter-counter-culture....
- Favourite movie: The Royal Tenenbaums
- Favourite band or musician: Close tie between Gil Shaham and Lemon Demon
- Favourite genre of music: Genre, schmenre.
- Favourite artist: Magritte.
- Favourite poet or writer: Millay, Hofstadter
- Favourite photographer: don't really have one...
- Favourite style of art: I'm a sucker for surrealism
- Operating System: XP
- MP3 player of choice: CreativeZen
- Shell of choice: I love those conch things that sound like a french horn with a sinus infection.
- Wallpaper of choice: see my desktop
- Skin of choice: my own.
- Favourite game: chess
- Favourite gaming platform: poured concrete, maybe six inches off the ground
- Favourite cartoon character: ....Naruto.... (hides head in shame)
- Personal Quote: "Get a paper towel and clean up that karma."
- Tools of the Trade: sketchbook, pencils, charcoal. I'm totally high-tech.
- Email: anniecusrex@yahoo.com
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Glad to see you've joined the dead. Hah! So to speak. Some rumour about artists (of dA can really be called such) having no soul?
Submit stuff soon, gorgeous. I also need to submit some new stuff, myself. Love you. :3
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